01 Aug 2007, 6:03 am

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30 Apr 2007, 1:39 pm

This is a friend who is A-Z

(A)ccepts you as you are

(B)elives in "you"

(C)alls you just to say "HI"

(D)oesn't give up on you

(E)nvisions the whole of you(even the unfinished parts)

(F)orgives your mistakes

(G)ives unconditionally

(H)elps you

(I)nvites you over

(J)ust "be"without you

(K)eeps you close at heart

(L)oves you for who you are

(M)akes a difference in your life

(N)ever Judges

(O)ffer support

(P)icks you up

(Q)uiets yours fears

(R)aises your spirits

(S)ays nice things about you

(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it

(U)nderstands you

(V)alues you

(W)alks beside you

(X)-plains thing you don't understand

(Y)ells when you won't listen and

(Z)aps you back to reality

23 Apr 2007, 7:20 pm

Thanks for the add. Good luck with college!

18 Apr 2007, 5:31 pm

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have
sex until you are blue in the face.


The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are
so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.


The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex
has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.


The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass
each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."


The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun
at night.


The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and
screws you in front of everyone.


And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough
to live on