I had an operation to remove a brain tumor. This pain in the arse¯ op. has left me unable to balance without support, ie. Leaning against a wall or something sturdy. It has also taken my facial expressions, which is a HUGE deal to me coz I have always taken pride in my appearance, (still do).
I live by myself & I am totally independent except for the car thing. I am definitely not here just to find somebody who will look after me. Ive done perfectly well by myself for the past 13yrs. or so. Just feel it is time to do something that will fill the emptiness.
I am a silly guy, bordering on crazy, yet caring & loyal.
I can be a little shy at first, but when I get used to the company, I can be the life of any party.
I enjoy going to the gym, muckin around on the internet, computer & video games, (I realize video games probably isnt the most attractive & intellectual past-time, but hey, thats me baby) Im just a 39yr. Old KID!!! I seem to be stuck in some kind of timewarp of the 80s era.
I've had an absolute gutful of mrs palmer & her 5 daughters, so Im hoping to make contact with a genuinely affectionate & caring girl, to exchange horny emails with, (not necessarily all the time as to make erotic chat the sole source of conversation,, only those special times when it feels right), and see how things 'pan out'. If things go well, id love to meet u n maybe screw ur fuckin brains out. lol
PS. Judging by the photos, I really do have to rely on my inner beauties & personality.
So Im hoping there is a girl somewhere out ther that can look past my disabilities & focus on my inner beauty & personality
| The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69 |
| Do you like it rough or sensual?: | sensual |
| Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: | as friends? Who gives a shit. Sexually tho, the opposite sex |
| How often do you like to have sex?: | as often as I can get it |
| Is sex a top priority for you?: | sort of |
| Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: | yes |
| How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: | WOW, that sounds like fun |
| How do you feel about one night stands?: | COOL |
| How many one night stands have you had?: | 2 |
| What's your favorite position?: | cowgirl n doggie |
| Where's your favorite place to have sex?: | favourite place? Any fuckin where man |
| Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: | whats the diff? Ya still fucking if ya makin love |
| Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: | no |
| How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: | 15 - 30 mins |
| Do you get off first or do they?: | they do cuz a woman can get off over n over |
| Do you like kissing during sex?: | yes |
| Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: | not much |
| Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: | good god, she can be as loud or quiet as she likes. As long as I can hear it. Coz I LOVE her moans |
| Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: | nope |
| How old were you when you lost your virginity?: | bout 15 |
| How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: | none, :^( .....(BOO fuckin HOO) |
| What does your favorite fore-play include?: | jus playin with each other |
| Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: | yep |
| Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: | who gives? |
| Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: | yeh, but I felt it was uncomfortable for the chic, so it wasnt real pleasurable for me |
| When and where was your wildest sex ever?: | in bed, (WOW.....how wild is that) |
| What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: | have 2 or more bi chics havin their way with me n each other |
| Have you ever done porn?: | nope |
| Have you ever have sex for money?: | nope |
| Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: | hahaha, nope |
| Is the sex still good when your cheating?: | of coarse |
| During sex... what are you thinking about?: | Good god!!!What a half arsed question.......what groceries I need to get the next time I'm shoppin, oh, and SEX |
| Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: | bottom, (Im a lazy cunt lol) |
| How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: | varies.....2-4 |
| Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: | sometimes |
| Could you live without sex?: | GOD NO |
| How often do you find sex boring?: | boring? WTF? NEVER |
| How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: | 30 - 45 mins |
| Do you like to perform oral sex?: | yep |
| Do you like to recieve oral sex?: | yep |
| Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: | nope |
| Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: | nope |
| Have you ever had interracial sex?: | nope |
| Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: | nope |
| Have you ever had sex while at work?: | nope |
| Have you ever had sex while at school?: | nope |
| What is something that you would never consider doing?: | having sex with the same sex |
| Have you ever had sex on drugs?: | nope, oh unless u count alcahol |
| Would you ever have sex in public?: | hmmmm dunno |
| What's your biggest turn on?: | moans of pleasure from a woman during sex |
| Do you spit or swallow?: | bit of both |
| How many times have you gotten off in one night?: | once |
| Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: | thats fun. VERY much a turn on |
| Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: | nope |
| Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: | nope |
| Do you ever have sex in the shower?: | always wanted to try that |
| What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: | at the ex g/f's place in bed, (oooow, I'm waaay too exciting) |
| What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: | 8 yrs |
| Do you feel your up to par in bed?: | hmmmmm, thats all I got to say |
| Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: | sheece, if the women around 60 or younge can handle me |
| What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: | going limp before I or she came |
| How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: | 15 |
| Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: | naked |
| Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?: | WTF?hell no |
| Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: | nup |
| What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?: | in bed |
| Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: | wherever is most comfortable |
| Do you were protection as often as you should?: | ummmm, only when required |
| Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: | nope |
| If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: | nope |
| Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: | younger, but a yr or so+ is ok I guess |
| What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: | any |
| Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: | nope, haven't done it |
| Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: | nope |
| Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: | yes |
| If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?: | Jennifer Anniston, Christina Applegate or PINK |
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