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29 Jan 2007, 3:30 am / Other
We've been perusing the personals just to get a taste for what's a little more local. We've been searching for w4mw, m4mw & mw4mw trying to see if there's another person or persons within 50 miles like us.
Gotta say, there are some real doozies out there. Some examples:
"I will fuck your wife while your are bound and gagged."
"I'm so desperate for sex that I'll suck you cock if you let me fuck your wife."
"Str8 male, no m-m contact."
And people ask why I never went all the way gay. Men can be such creeps. There are guys out there so desperate and lonely that they are willing to do anything for some pussy.
One of my faves is "only during the day" ads. Hrmm, unemployed husband stepping out on his wife? Get a job.
Came across one "Submissiving bi-boi seeking couple". Perfect! I open the ad and the first line "I want to lay in your bathtub while you both piss all over me. He can shit on my chest, but not her."
WTF? Don't get me wrong.. we're kinky WAY beyond the norm, but damn.. if you're that desperate for attention, you need help.
Oh.. just found this gem: "Will fuck your wife while your dog while you watch." No. NOT kidding.
Would love to find "bi-w/m/mw4mw for good friends, fun times, emotional connections and insanely intense sex." If they want to be Dommed, that's a bonus.
We did find the PERFECT couple.. 700 miles away.. lol A couple who aren't hung up on 6-packs or "it's all about me", but intensely passionate, beautiful inside and out while amazing physical features. And you guys know who you are, you lucky bastards. ;-)
Anyway.. thought I'd share my little rant this morning. Time to get going for work. Another day, another dollar! Woo!
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