I find sarcasm and irony to be entertaining. I'm not the least bit shy when asked questions. I don't particularly enjoy babbling on about myself unprovoked. Mostly because I don't think people give a shit to hear it (let alone read it in a profile).
I can most often be found outside somewhere around water.
I'm mostly here for my entertainment so if you can manage to help me with that I'll be able to help you with yours too!
Turn ons
These are highly confidential. Further investigation on your behalf will be required. :P
