Here is some cool shit that has happened to me this summe. I went up to my friends lake house there were 4 girls and 2 guys when we got there on Thursday. We partied our asses off, went out jet skiing and boating it was a blast.
On Friday - 2 girls left cause they had to work Saturday and 3 more guys came up after they got off work. One of the guys brought some killer weed so we got pretty buzzed and drunk, so the other girl who I barely knew and I start making out for these 5 guys in the living room - they were loving it and so were we. We starting stripping each other and fuck we were getting pretty turned on !! Of course the guys could onyl watch for so long, one guy got up and whipped out his dick it was like 9 inches long and thick as shit. So my new best friend and I started sucking his dick and his balls while the others watched. Kara - the other girl - really wanted him so he started fucking her doggie style while I got down and played with her tits and kissed her all over. Another guy got in and started fucking me from behind. Soon all the guys had their dicks out and we were sucking and fucking on all of them - a couple of guys came on her tits and face and I got to lick it all off. We must of cum about 10 times each.
The next day we were out swimming and sunning on the dock, when we started talking about the night before. Kara asked me what I thought, I told her "it was OK sort of fun" just feeling her out. She said she had fun, then I told her I always wanted alot of cock and another girl around. She started laughing and told me it was her fantasy forever - she said she has had 3 somes before but never that many cocks and another girl. I let her know I was in the same boat, and my real fantasy was to have like 10 cocks and another chick and just party and suck and fuck all weekend - I told her I wanted to be a really slutty whore for the weekend. Kara let me know she pretty much had the same fantasy - but she wanted to be sort of forced into it, more like a rape/hostage fantasy but that she would love it if we could get all those cocks again taht night and even more if they would invite more friends up.
Well we partied with the same guys - they did not want to invite anyone else, and ended up doing pretty much the same thing again on Saturday night. Kara and I are keeping in touch and plan on making our big fantasy come true ASAP.
SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup
of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be
almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember
to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget all about the toothache.
8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really
are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and
should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
Thoughts for the day:
If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.
Be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you
might need them to empty your bedpan.
