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26 Jul 2008, 7:50 am / Horny
Things you shouldn´t say during sex:
-But everybody looks funny naked!
-You woke me up for that?
-Did I mention the video camera?
-Try breathing through your nose.
-A little rug burn never hurt anyone!
-Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
-Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!
-Can you please pass me the remote control?
-Do you accept Visa?
-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
-On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
-And to think -- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
-Try not to leave any stains, okay?
-Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
-Do you get any premium movie channels?
-Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
-Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
-I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
-So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
-Why am I doing all the work?
-Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
-I think you have it on backwards.
-When is this supposed to feel good?
-You're good enough to do this for a living!
-That leak better be from the waterbed!
-I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
-Did I tell you my aunt Martha died in this bed?
-No, really... I do this part better myself!
-You look younger than you feel.
-Perhaps you're just out of practice.
-What tampon?
-Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
-How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
-You mean you're NOT my blind date?
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